From the recording A Precarious Midlife Crisis
Produced, arranged, composed, engineered, and performed by Tory C. World.
Lyrics
I’m Singing in the Rain again with my Braveheart
I want to be your Top Gun
My Lethal Weapon is the Color Purple
She is such a Pretty Woman
If I only knew where it was I was going
Then I could learn to hold you
If I only knew what it was I was doing
Then I could 50 Shades you
Why can’t life just be like the movies
Where everything is OK and everything is alright
Why can’t life just be like the movies
Where I get the girl in the end
The Dark Knight is living in the Matrix
With Goodfellas and Inglourious Basterds
I Love Trouble, but you’re like a Casino, I’m Diehard
I’m just your Taxi Driver
If I only knew where it was I was failing
Then I could learn to pull you
If I only knew what it was I was thinking
A Star is Born before you
Why can’t life just be like the movies
Where everything is OK and everything is alright
Why can’t life just be like the movies
Where I get the girl in the end
Like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
You’re kind of Footloose and Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Like Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo
I just want to Purge my Mask and Get Out!
If I only knew where it was I was going
Then I could learn to hold you
If I only knew where it was I was failing
Then I could learn to romance you
If I only knew what it was I was thinking
A Star is Born before you
Why can’t life just be like the movies
Where everything is OK and everything is alright
Why can’t life just be like the movies
Where I get the girl in the end
Why can’t life just be like the movies
Where I get the girl in the end